Is there anything better than a cute, 21 year old respiratory therapist asking if you're married and then looking slightly disappointed that you are? Especially if he is shocked that you're a MOM and will turn 30 this year. Especially if he thought you were the same age and then he calls you "hot mama" and you have the following conversation:
"How tall are you?"
"You're as tall as my mom."
"You're hotter than my mom, though."